Things to ponder...: General Discussion and Forum Games

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

HealthyPals wrote:

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Yeah, and why is it called 7-11? It should be called 24!! ha!

How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

Ever wonder why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

Speaking of vacuum cleaners...
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks... is that good?

tammy · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

tammy wrote:

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Yeah!! That is soooooo true. lol

Why is it that husbands can stay on the golf course all day long, in 90 degree plus heat, but can't mow the little patch of lawn because it's too hot?

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