Things to ponder...: General Discussion and Forum Games

tammy · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?

tammy · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

joebert · **Site Rank:** Moderator

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

Ziggy wrote:

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Not I.
I slept through the night nearly every night.

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

joebert wrote:

I slept through the night nearly every night.

I sleep exactly like a baby...waking up every hour on the hour dang near...it's terrible, every night!! I think it's called menopause!!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

WalMart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

tammy · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

Why is a boxing ring square?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?

Y's Guy · **Site Rank:** Moderator

I so do that... with the remote control...

Why do you spend 30 minutes looking for the control as oppossed to just pushing the button on the tv?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

When someone says "You know what they say" ...... Who are THEY?

Ziggy · **Site Rank:** Healthy BBF

If sunflower oil is made of sunflowers, what is baby oil made of???

HealthyPals · **Site Rank:** Site Admin

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?