I just want to say that I understand the impact steroids have on you and the people around you and nothing I am about to say should be taken seriously.

I can't help but make fun of a few of the side effects in an attempt to "look on the bright side" though. (I'm bored)
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Steroid use can shorten a users life.
If your life sucks enough that you feel you need steroids, this might not be such a bad thing.
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Steroids increase your risk of infection. Sharing needles or using dirty needles to inject steroids puts you at risk for diseases such as HIV/AIDS and hepatitis.
Well in California that could get you a perscription for marijuana, which would help fight that pesky roid-rage.
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Steroids can affect a users mood and behavior. Steroids can make a user angry and hostile for no reason, such as increased irritability and aggression, even sending a user on a violent, angry rampage. There are recorded cases of murder attributed to intense anger from steroid use. Users may suffer from paranoid jealousy, delusions, and impaired judgment stemming from feelings of invincibility.
And we don't have a reality TV show dedicated to a house full of people on steroids because ?
Oh wait, I forgot about that UFC show on Spike.
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Steroids can cause severe acne, cysts.
If you're a garden variety geek, nobody would ever notice anyway.
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Steroids can make hair fall out.
So they can sport the Mr. Clean musclehead look without all of that pesky shaving.
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Steroids can cause oily hair and skin.
Save on hair gel and, uh, wetsuit lube.
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Steroids can cause swelling of feet or ankles.
If your job entails being on your feel behind a register or podium all day, this would be a great excuse to get that stool you've been forbidden to have.
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Steroids can cause aching joints.
The Icy-Hot people always need new muscleheads to star in commercials.
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Steroids can cause bad breath.
When you're famous, you can get free gum by doing an Orbitz commercial.
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Steroids can cause nervousness.
Steroids can cause trembling.
So can blind dates.
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Some users turn to other drugs to alleviate some of the negative effects of anabolic steroids.
Well if I'm spending all my money on those drugs, I wont have any left to buy steroids with.
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Steroids used by adolescents, both male and female, are at risk of permanently halting their bone growth, which could result in shorter stature than nature had intended. This means that adolescents risk remaining short for the remainder of their lives if they take anabolic steroids before the typical adolescent growth spurt.
That's just less bones to worry about when I get old and brittle.
I can save on milk.
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Steroids can make guys grow breasts, a condition called gynecomastia.
You've never heard a guy say if he had a pair of those he'd never leave the house ?
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Steroids can make guys experience a shrinking of their testicles, reduced sperm count, cause impotence or infertility.
Save money on condoms.
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Steroids use by guys increases the risk for prostate cancer.
The AIDS will kill me long before that becomes a problem anyway.
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Steroids can make females become more masculine.
Thus, less emotional ?
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Steroids can make females breast size decrease.
Where do they go, to the guy who's taking steroids ?
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Steroids use by females can cause menstrual abnormalities.
I've seen this menstral stuff first hand, there's nothing normal about that to begin with.
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Steroids can make females grow beards and excessive body hair.
Maybe they wont be cold all the time then.
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Steroids use by females can cause an increase in sex drive, and enlargement of the clitoris.
This is supposed to be a list of reasons why
not to take steroids right ?