Post subject: Re: How to throw a football
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:47 pm
Ha... my power is actually in my flailing! What I don't understand is why my coach didn't let me be quarterback... he said it was because I couldn't run fast... now I think that is a lie because apparently the quarterback throws the ball... not runs with ball... that's a half or fullback! No, I think my coach didn't let me be QB because he discriminated against me because I am left-handed and I recently found out that right-handed people can't catch the ball as easily from left-handed people due to the spin on the ball being different... I guess it's a right-handed world and the left-handed man can't get a break!

All joking aside, I wanted to be QB... I was just jealous because I could throw the ball further than anyone... I just couldn't run and we didn't have good receivers.