So I decided to ride with my brother yesterday around noon to the grocery store he works at to get his check because two of my buddies were wrestling the night before and one is now missing a small piece of his ear and needed some first-aid stuff.
Well I follow my brother because they moved him to a new store, I have no clue where it is and besides, he makes the ride almost every day anyways so he knows
the route to go.
Even though I have a mountain bike I don't like to ride off road in the city because there's usually where all the stuff that will pop your tire is.
I've had a LOT of flat bike tires in my life.
So while my brother is riding in the grass on the side of the road I'm riding in traffic and taking short rides out of my way where the sidewalk wraps around a wall or pole or something while he just cuts through the grass like everyone else.
Right around the corner from his store and about two blocks away, I hear a POW SHHH wah SHHH wah SHHH wah and 5 seconds later I'm riding on my rim. I'm dumbfounded because the road looks spotless. My brother who was about a half block ahead of me now heard it all the way up there and started heading back.
Come to find out the house I had the blowout in front of has been getting remodeled for a month or so now. Somehow, my brother's been riding past it all this time with no problems, I ride by one time and hit what had to be the only thing in the road.
So I walk the 1-2 miles back to my apartment in the sweltering noon day sun pushing a disabled bike that doesn't want to stand up on the kick stand when the tire is flat because I have a bike shop right next door to my apartment and we don't know where another one is, we just know there's not one in the strip mall we're going to.
Expecting to get a new tube and be on my way, the bike shop owner, and this is another reason I go to this guy, inspects my tire first rather than just tossing in a tube. I'm glad he did, because whatever gave me the flat also left a huge hole in my tire, I could look right through the hole and see the floor.
Anyway, since I pretty much keep to the streets on this bike he put a nice thick street tire without the knobbies on it. I never realized the difference a slick tire would make on the street. I don't feel as much subtle vibration when I'm riding with this tire. It's really nice actually. So I guess this flat worked out for the best.

And in case anyone's wondering, yes, we now call those two knuckleheads Tyson and Holyfield.