Post subject: City Man
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:28 pm
Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, a well-dressed city man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it.
Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick.
"I kick you as hard as I can in the groin, then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird."
The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the city man's groin, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when the city man finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn."
"Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."