Ever wonder why a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Ever wonder why when two airplanes almost collide, they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Ever wonder why there are 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Ever wonder why the word "lisp" has an "s" in it?

Ever wonder why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle?

Ever wonder why if people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Ever wonder why a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car isn't called a racist?

Ever wonder why if it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Ever wonder why you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Ever wonder why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Ever wonder why when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?

Ever wonder why "abbreviation" is such a long word?

Ever wonder why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Ever wonder why banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Ever wonder why they are called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Ever wonder why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Ever wonder why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Ever wonder why we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Ever wonder why if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Ever wonder why you should trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Ever wonder why married people live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer?

Ever wonder why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Ever wonder why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Ever wonder why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Ever wonder why they don't make the whole airplane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Ever wonder why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Ever wonder why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Ever wonder why if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Ever wonder why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

There is, but Due To FDA Rules we cant import it.
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