There is a still somewhat new community park about 5 minutes away from my apartment with a long paved running/biking trail around it. There's also playgrounds for the kids and periodic exercise activities on signs along the trail.

Sadly, the park gets used as a place for homeless people to sleep more than anything. If you cut through the park around dusk or later you start wondering if you're going to get robbed.

Anywho with that in mind, I happened upon this sign while I was riding along the trail today. It's pretty funny in that context.

Wow, I've never seen a sign like that before. It really looks like somebody is robbing another person. What does the text below the people on the sign really say? "Beware of robbers?"

I didn't read the sign. I figure it says something similar to the Geico commercial where the old guy tells the gecko to catch him when he falls back.

I need to print out some sort of gag caption to tape over the real instructions, and bring my camera so I can take a better picture. (my phones camera sucks)

I'm on the fence about whether I should do the gag from a "How to rob someone 101" or "What to do if you're mugged by a homeless Mexican" perspective though.