A husband and wife of 50 years made a trek to Jerusalem. While on the trip, the wife unrepentantly dies and the husband was given a rare option. The local priest said that they could ship her back to the US and bury her for $5000.00 or they have a spot here to bury her and it will only cost $150.00. The husband thought about it for a while and told the priest I have to have her shipped back to the US. The priest told him he understood that he wanted to be with her but the opportunity to be buried in the Holy Land was a rare opportunity for anyone and the cost is so much cheaper too. The husband scratches his head and says, "Nope... can't take the chance." The Priest asked, "What chance?"

The husband replied, "You see there was this guy that died here a long time ago and 3 days later he arose from the dead and I can't take that chance with my wife so ship her back to the US!"

That joke was very funny!!